Tum Hi Ho Song Parody Lyrics
Hum tera ch*tyapa ab seh nahi sakte
Tera bina hoga sukoon bada
Kitne maje se choosti hai tu
Frooti nahi ye hai khoon mera
Mera best friend aur first cousin
Tune kisi ko nahi chhoda...
Kyuki tum ho wh*re
You just want more
No matter how lengthy
You're just gonna get bored
Watchman bhi
Mera dhobhi bhi
Tera bas chale to tu kar legi score
Long distance ke naam pe khud ki maine maar li
Loyalty ki faltu mein kasme kha li
Naa bola maine to this superhot bandi
P**n ban ne karwa di nusbandi
Itna useful gift diya
Tune yahin chhod diya
I still didn't get that you would never need it
Don't want this tattoo no more
Ghis ghis ke ho gaya main bore
Your favourite city must be bang-lore
People nowadays, have friends with benefits
I was boyfriend but with liabilities
Tere liye hi coolie banta tha
Tere assignments bhi main chhaapta tha
Koi party teri na ho mere bina
Har bill pe naam mera...
Kyuki tum ho chor
Infinite is your score
Your favourite dish is a sausage for sure
Tum ho wh*re.. (repeats)
If a girl is not that into you
But you still give her too much of bhaav
She will take/advantage/cheat blow you money
But that does not make her a wh*re
It just makes you a ch*tiya
Try being with a girl who likes you a lot
Ek ladki hai.. jo pari si hai..
